May 2013
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
when you feel you have lost everything, you still...
dearscience:
books
unexpected kindness in strangers
the rest of the world to travel
languages to learn
animals to take care of
volunteer work to do
the power of a good night’s rest
the changing of seasons
infinite things to learn
billions of people to meet and possibly love
billions of people who might love you back
confusedtree:
In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
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needs some motherfuckin’ cake in my life.I’ve been having such a sweet tooth this week. It’s bad, guys.
Watchcranquis:
Two men experience 1 hour of simulated labor pains, through the “miracle” of hooking electrodes up to their abdominal muscles… while their wives watch (and giggle).
Mrs. Cranquis: you are my super-hero.
